A Dialog Between Bush and Chertoff

Chertoff: Mr. President, I regret having to pull you away from your busy schedule but there is something I must share with you.

Bush: More indigestion?

Chertoff: Yes. Maybe an ulcer, but that’s not why I called. I’m afraid we have received some intelligence…

Bush: Yea right!!!!!

Chertoff: No, let me finish… I’m afraid we have received some intelligence, real intelligence, of a startling nature.

Bush: The oil? It’s not the oil is it?

Chertoff: No, the oil is ok.

Bush: Well what is it Cherty?

Chertoff: This photograph sir.

Bush: Oh my……

Chertoff: Are you ok Mr. President?

Bush: Set up a press conference for tomorrow morning. We’ve got to let the people know: MONKEY BARS NO LONGER PROTECT US!