Although it was originally announced that the powers of the presidency will be transferred to Cheney for approximately 2.5 hours during Bush’s scheduled colonoscopy Saturday, the White House has now announced that Nancy Pelosi will actually be assuming the doodies… excuse me… duties. This change occurred after it was realized that a colonoscopy is an exam of Bush’s asshole, who of course is Dick Cheney. Doctor’s commented that the procedure will defiantly take longer than the 2.5 hours they originally estimated because, and I quote, “Cheney is the biggest asshole we’ve ever seen”.
John Glenn Rivers
colonoscopy 
bush 
cheney 
politics
2 responses so far ↓
slivermoon22 // July 21, 2007 at 12:05 am
now that’s funny.
ChenZhen // July 21, 2007 at 12:26 am
LOL!
/did you have to include the picture though?